belUber

cash for your catch!

How It Works

With beluber, you can hire an outdoor lead certified belayer to drive to your favorite crag and provide an AMGA-approved hip belay while you tackle your climbing projects.

Tracking feature: Beluber belayer navigating a trail to a crag

Safety First

Safety is our top priority at Beluber. Reviews help climbers share safety notes with other climbers.

Beluber prioritizes safety and has developed a patentable technology to enforce the gri-gri law.

Coming Soon: BelUber Advanced Technologies Group

We have recently poached a team of researchers from Cranberry-Mellon University to help us build and install the world's first autonomous outdoor lead belayer. The first units will be installed at Waimea in Rumney, NH this Fall. Auto belays will start at $5 per burn and 20% of profits will be donated to the Access Fund's Crag to Gym initiative.

Invest Today

Did you find some weed in a mountain lake? Your new-found capital could lubricate the future of climbing. Our first step will be to incorporate the Beluber Foundation and apply for a patent on the the key technologies enabling the belubering business model. The Foundation will license this patent under unreasonable and not-not discriminatory terms proposed by Simmons and Murphy VII; i.e., licenses will not be offered for any amount of moeny or consideration, including to beluber.com itself, thereby enjoining anyone from using those ideas for the duration of patent. If you would like to contribute to this effort, use the join link below and drop a note in the "Name" field.

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